

So I get to China and I'm all deep, I buy two rabbits and the names are ridiculous. This is wo bai dai which literaly means my white beloved-- he is a white rabbit that I love! I have been told that I eat like a rabbit and now that I have had the opportunity to see a rabbit eat constantly for a day, I a highly offended at the persons who told me this, please apologize :)
The second one is Zhen Zhen Jiao (Jen Jen Geeo)-- meaning lovely and precious. I am not even a pet person but they were soooo cute and it cost me approximately US $8.50 to purchaseboth rabbits, a cage and food! So on Sunday, they came to their new home and loved it.
I was wondering if rabbits sleep with their feet crouched up all the time or do they stretch out, I saw the brown one stretched out Tuesday morning and I was like"yeah he's finally sleeping"-- little did I know he was never to wake up. I was deeply saddened because on Tuesday morning, the brown rabbit died. So I went to class and came hom on my break and I saw the white one laying right beside him in the same position, I said "oh glory" kicked the rabbit house and then he woke up- I was happy, I checked in periodically because he kept lying beside the dead one. I think he was suffering from depression which probably later led to a heart attack because a few minutes later, he would not respond to my tapping---so now both my rabbits are dead :(
Now of course, I have to find some humor in this. I told my friend the rabbits died:
Me: my rabbits died and I only had them for 2 days
Friend: well take them back
Me: dude, if I own a store you cannot be my customer. The rabbits were alove when I bought them
Friend: yeah now they are dead so take them back
This is how it would play out...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vuW6tQ0218
Please watch the clip above...
Due to the sadness of the event, there will not be a funeral or burial service; neither will there be a homegoing celebration or wake-- no food to offer. The viewing will conclude tomorrow.
I know All Dogs go to heaven but what happens to rabbits?
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