甜甜：guess what?
Boy: whats up?
甜甜: I'm learning to play table tennis!
Boy: how do you feel that you could not vote?
甜甜: you don't seem very excited about my big announcement :(!
Boy: LOL I just can't imagine you playing ping pong, you can't even hold the racquet!
甜甜: shut up, I can play!
Boy: good luck
甜甜: who needs luck when you have skills? And for your information I did vote!
Boy: stop lying you can't vote you're in China
甜甜: uhm that's why you have absentee ballots and I used one since I'm abroad!
Boy: that's not how it works
甜甜: what do you think absent means? I am absent from the country and physically unable to vote so I used an absentee ballot; do you think absentee means 2 miles away from the post!
Boy: you know what I mean, why are you doing me like this?
甜甜: actually I don't know what you mean; that's what you get for telling me I can't play ping pong
Boy: I hate you
甜甜: LOLOLOLOL
It's like what more can you say after a person says I hate you lol- moral of the story: don't get mad get even! How Chr istian like!
Story 2
My girlfriend from Budapest called me and during our conversation mentioned that absentee ballots are 1/3 of the votes
甜甜: what are you serious? thats not fair!
Girl: I don't mean like that- I mean the make up 1/3 (obviously understanding why I was exclaiming without me having to explain)
甜甜: ohhhhhhh lol, I thought you were saying my vote is only 1/3 of a real vote as in when I voted Barack only got 337 1/3 and 2 other people had to vote to get to 338. Thats some back in the days stuff when all peoples votes werent equal; that would not be fair!
Girl: (scoffing on the phone) Rose!
So since there is no moral of the story- here is a statistic- absentee ballots account for about 1/3 of the votes
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