Misconceptions
I am not sure what misconceptions there are of Americans or foreigners in general; but I refuse to play into them. I go down for breakfast at 6:15am, I am seated and a lady brings me this....
Two slices of different kinds of bread, lettuce, cherry tomatoes and watermelon. She then brings me a hot beverage. While seated, I hear a discussion among 3 staff members trying to figure out if I should eat chinese breakfast or "american" breakfast. How about you ask me folks?
So anyways, I need to find out what this drink is:
Me: excuse me (pointing at the cup), what is this?
Staff: its coffee
Me: I don't drink coffee
Staff (looking puzzled because apparantly all americans drink coffee)- calls someone over, tells her in chinese that I dont drink coffee, what are we going to do? The other staff member responds in chinese "maybe we can give her tea"
Me: (nodding my head, not waiting for translation): yes can I have tea please
So I'm sitting with all this grass on my plate thinking maybe this is first course, I see her coming towards me with scrambled eggs, as she approaches closer, the plate breaks, they clean it up and try again. Now its ready, she walks by me with the eggs! So I inititate a conversation
Me: can I go to the buffet and get my own breakfast?
Lady: this is your breakfast.
Me: you gave me watermelons and salad. People don't eat this for breakfast!
Lady: this is what the airline ordered for you (the airline paid for my hotel and meal vouchers for my sleepover in Beijing)
Me: Can I have a chinese breakfast then?
Lady (looking frustrated, asks someone else and then brings me a chinese breakfast)
notice the difference? Three steamed dumplings, 3 slices of watermelon, boiled egg, sausage, noodles or maybe it was fungus not sure...
My intention is not to be difficult, but I am sooooo not eating grass for breakfast!
Now mind you I am not jetlagged, so it is not 6pm for me, its very much 6am, so to be eating a raw salad is not what I had in mind. Salad is never my first choice period regardless of the time!
I think there are times when I just have something in my head and I know that's how it is supposed to play out. I stay calm until it happens. For example: yesterday I get to the hotel, the receptionist asks me for a voucher which I did not have. She then explains to me that I have to go back to the airport to get this voucher.
I look at her and say "I'm not going back to the airport", smile and wait patiently. Within 2 minutes, she finds the receipt book she was looking for, gives me my room key and reserves my pick up for the following day! I kinda felt bad for being so stern, I was no where close to being confrontational but I had such low tolerance for stupidity.
Misconceptions diffused....